"In a couple more hours, this mud will be perfect to play in!"
"Hey, guys, why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? 'Cause it always comes out clean!"
"I bloody love this song!"
"Sing it like you mean it, Mick!"
"BLIMEY!"
"I'm trying to write here."
"There is no way I'm being in your grody poop study!"
"Ah, rainy days. Perfect for hanging out with the family and reading comics."
"Great! So, if I have to read comics with my clothes on..."
"...Lola can't look in the mirror..."
"...Luna can't speak in a British accent..."
"Rock and roll!"
"MUUUUUD!"
"...Lana can't play in the mud..."
"Dang it."
"No, I love you more, silly."
"...Lori can't talk to Bobby..."
"Bobby who?"
"...Leni can't say 'like'..."
"Like, okay."
"...Lucy can't pop up and scare people..."
"...Lisa has to give up her weird studies..."
"Forgive me, science."
"...Luan can't tell bad jokes..."
"...Lynn can't turn everything into a sport..."
"See? I don't even need a mirror to put my makeup on. Comfy over there, Lincoln?"
"Yep. Just about...to dive...ugh...into my...comics. Agh.
"Well, nothing sporty about folding laundry."
"Or funny."
"Herdie, verdie, verdie. Easy peasy, I just svitched to Svedish, ja?"
"You may have outlasted those amateurs..."
"...but now you've gotta deal with a REAL PROFESSIONAL!"
"I won't give up! For the sake of all things comfortable!"
"Then perhaps it's time to turn up the heat!"
"Lincoln, what are you doing?"
"Just readin. Oh, and I polished every surface of the living room. So shiny, you can see your face."
"LINCOLN LOUD: ELIMINATED"
