"Excellent fake blood, Lisa. Add some molasses for better consistency."
"Hey Luce, check out our pumpkins! Whaddaya think?"
"Few more gashes on this one."
"Add some ooze to those scabs."
"I'm so glad Mom finally let you do your corn maze."
"Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore."
"Ah, shucks! It's just something I cobbled together from the kernel of an idea!"
"This is going to be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited."
"Trust me, she's excited."
"Clyde and I have some pretty big plans too."
"Dad must've found the severed limbs I stored in his closet."
"Did anyone follow you?"
"Not a chance. I took evasive maneuvers."
"For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood where people hand out full-size candy bars instead of tiny bite-size ones."
"We found it - Huntington Manor."
"Watch where you're going, doofuses!"
"Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out!"
"Eeeee! Seven minutes till sunset!"
"Hmmm. Patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy collection."
"Oh yeah? We're also a mermaid and a pirate!"
"And salt and pepper shakers!"
"And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share!"
"Lincoln! Clyde! Get your butts out here!"
"Boy, you guys really don't want candy, do you?"