"What is this weird, sparkly towel?"
"Ugh! It smells like princess farts!"
"Time to work on what Gil DeLily calls the Three W's: Walk, Wave, and Work it."
"How about a ribbon dance? It shows elegance and poise."
"Excuse me while I go barf."
"I didn't know this was going to be on TV. Good thing we don't get the Princess Channel."
"Thanks for getting me the Princess Channel, daddy!"
"I'd like to thank my coach and brother, Lincoln!"
"Lincoln! I should have known!"
"WOO! Sports Channel, here I come!"
"Lana, what is the problem? We went over everything in Gil's book, and the companion DVD, and the podcast! How are you still not getting it?"
"Maybe there's something wrong with me."
"Lana! Wait. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm the one who messed up. I got so caught up in winning those tickets, I turned into Gil DeLily...who, when you stop to think about it, probably needs to get a life."
"You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptiles in your pants."
"But that's what make you awesome."
"Forget the ribbon dance. Why don't you go do your own talent?"
"Really? Okay, but we can kiss those Dairyland tickets goodbye."
"I don't care about them anymore. Go be yourself."
"Yo, Hops! Give me a bassline!"
"AND THIS IS YOUR OTHER SISTER!!!"
"I have worked four years to built my pageant reputation, AND YOU JUST RUINED IT!!!"
"I don't like what you did, but you did win. And I respect a winner."
"WE'RE GOING TO DAIRYLAND!!!"
"Well, I've learned two very valuable lessons. One: You should never try to turn someone into something they're not. And two: If you ever ride the Milk Shaker, keep your mouth closed."