"Oh, spirits in the sky. Grant my wish."
"I got my lucky rabbit's foot."
"I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool."
"And I got my lucky jock!"
"Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!"
"Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!"
"For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately 0.006 %"
"Snow days are F-O-N. Fun!"
"Wait. I though we were spelling "fun"."
"Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me, or it's back to school for you truants."
"Representing Royal Woods in the Royal Woods sleigh final: Lynn and Lisa Loud!! Oh, yeah!!"
"I can't see this ending well."
"It's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and a health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash... the salt."
Lincoln: "Sheesh! We've created a monster."
Lori: "At least we're safe in here."
Lucy: "Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house."
"Behold! My latest, latest invention: indoor snow! Patent pending."
"Booboo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control."
"She'll have to call you back, Boo-Boo Bear."
"I brought chestnuts for roasting."