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The following is a transcript for the "Robot Sitcom" short.
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[Inside Lisa's underground bunker Todd, Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, and FriendBot 1000 are sitting on couch and watching TV.]
FriendBot 1000: I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale.
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Me too, FriendBot 1000.
[Todd uses its magnet to attract the remote control and tries to turn the TV on, but it doesn't work.]
Todd: Arg. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional.
[The audience laughs.]
FriendBot 1000: Should we call our landlady?
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours.
[The audience laughs. Todd approaches the TV and hits it.]
Todd: Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing.
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: [offended] Why are you always piling on me, Todd?
[The audience laugh. Todd notices another plug in electric socket. It leads to Toaster, which has toasted a bagel. All three robots approach Toaster.]
Todd: It was Toaster! He used the outlet to reheat a ding-ding bagel. I call a family meeting. Toaster, you are not invited.
[The audience laughs. All three robots approach go to other part of the bunker.]
Todd: Guys, I have had it with Toaster. He never walks Tentacle.
[Tentacle growls inside its dog house.]
Todd: And he is always making the house smell like burnt garlic.
[Toaster releases some smoke. The audience laughs.]
Todd: I vote that we subtract his metal butt and get a new roommate. All those in favor, say "Aye".
All three robots: Aye.
[All three robots approach Toaster.]
Todd: Sorry amigo, but you are toasted.
[The audience laughs. FriendBot 1000 and Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms are sitting on couch and playing cards. Todd enters the bunker.]
Todd: Guys, say "hello" to our new roomie, first name Teddy, last name Bear.
[Todd presents a robot dressed as plush toy. The audience applause.]
Teddy: Hi, I'm Teddy and I wanna be your friend.
FriendBot 1000: I like this guy already.
[Teddy squeaks and jumps on the couch. The audience laughs.]
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: [annoyed] Hey now, that is my spot.
Teddy: [grabbing remote control] I guess someone's never heard of sharing.
[Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms freaks out and zaps the room with its laser eyes.]
FriendBot 1000: Why don't we just chill out and watch entertainment cube?
Teddy: Why watch, when we can play?
[Teddy jumps up and brandishes water guns.]
Teddy: Water gun fight!
[All three robots panic. Teddy squirts them all.]
Todd: Stop it! Ouch!
[In the next scene, all three robots return after repair with towels on their bodies.]
Todd: I think my circuit board is finally starting to dry out.
[The audience laughs. FriendBot 1000 approaches Tentacle's dog house and takes its leash.]
FriendBot 1000: Tentacle, it's time to go out for your slither.
[FriendBot 1000 goes inside the dog house to take Tentacle.]
FriendBot 1000: Tentacle? Come here, boy.
[FriendBot 1000 runs from the dog house.]
FriendBot 1000: Guys, I cannot find Tentacle.
Teddy: He wanted out, so I opened the door. I'm a helpful Teddy!
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: [furious] What have you done?! He cannot go outside on his own!
FriendBot 1000: We must find Tentacle.
[All three robots go outside to the backyard and search for Tentacle.]
All three robots: Tentacle!
Todd: Guys, we should not have been so mean to Toaster. He was a way better roommate than Teddy. If I even see his shiny metal face again, I will apologize.
[Cut to a close-up on Lisa, who is watching this from the Loud house's kitchen window. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms and Todd both pass by her.]
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Tentacle!
Todd: Tentacle!
[Lisa, perplexed by this, lowers herself away from the window. Later, all three robots return to the underground bunker.]
FriendBot 1000: I do not like this sad feeling. Can someone reprogram my emotional motherboard?
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: I do not think that will be necessary. Look who has returned.
Todd: [approaches the nearby chair to find...] Toaster, you are back!
[All three robots approach Toaster and Tentacle. The audience applauds.]
Todd: And you found Tentacle.
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Toaster, you are the man.
Todd: We are so sorry for kicking you out. Can you find it in your mechanical heart to forgive us?
[Toaster shows a loaf of bread with burned smiled face.]
Todd: Bring it in. Group hug.
[Toaster, all three robots and Tentacle hug each other.]
FriendBot 1000: By the way, what happened to Teddy?
[Toaster shows Teddy's eye.]
Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Toaster, remind us to never grind your gears again.
[All three robots laugh.]
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