The Park Ranger is shown to be willing to do anything for the park, in order save it from bankruptcy, even stooping to extremely low levels, such as tricking Lisa into thinking she made a scientific discovery. He is a good actor, as he is able to flawlessly act like Lisa made a scientific discovery.
He is a fair skinned man, with black hair, and his sideburns reach all the way to the back of his ear. His clothes are a shade of asparagus green, and his hat is a shade of dark green. He wears a black tie, and a golden ranger badge on his right arm. His nose protrudes more than most other characters, and has three dark lines at the end, but this may just be shadowing.