The following is a transcript for the episode "No Laughing Matter".
(Luan is in the kitchen with a carton of punch when Lincoln comes down. Lincoln yawns and Luan notices her brother.)
Luan: "Hey Lincoln. Want some punch?"
(Luan pulls out a boxing glove on a spring and punches Lincoln, making him scream. Luan laughs)
Luan: "If that joke "knocked you out", (Holds up a flier for a comedy contest.) don't miss my performance at the Junior Comedians Contest. This Saturday at the Chortle Portal. Hope it gets a lot of..." (Shakes hands with Lincoln, only to show she has a joybuzzer on her hand) "Buzz!" (Laughs, running away)