S1E02B Lincoln observes his empty trophy case I've tried everything to get into this trophy case.
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The following is a transcript for the episode "No Laughing Matter".


(Luan is in the kitchen with a carton of punch when Lincoln comes down. Lincoln yawns and Luan notices her brother.)

Luan: "Hey Lincoln. Want some punch?"

Lincoln: "Sure."

(Luan pulls out a boxing glove on a spring and punches Lincoln, making him scream. Luan laughs)

Luan: "If that joke "knocked you out", (Holds up a flier for a comedy contest.) don't miss my performance at the Junior Comedians Contest. This Saturday at the Chortle Portal. Hope it gets a lot of..." (Shakes hands with Lincoln, only to show she has a joybuzzer on her hand) "Buzz!" (Laughs, running away)