Lori: See, Lincoln? We all have to deal with hand-me-downs. We just learned to make the best of them. Lincoln:You don't have to deal with them. You're the oldest. Lori: Are you kidding me? This isn't really a tank top! It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle!
Lola: Do not let Luna know that you're going to your first concert. She'll insist on going with you! Lincoln: What? Why? Lynn: I don't know, cause she's nuts? But she's done it to all of us. Lori: Yeah. And when she goes, she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything. There was my first Boyz Will Be Boyz concert.
Leni: So? Did Ronnie Anne ask you to the Sadie Hawkins Dance? Lincoln:[stammering] Uh, yee, uh, um... Lori: I bet she was so excited. The Sadie Hawkins is literally the most important dance in a girl's life.
Mr. Grouse:[distraught] They cleaned me out! My polka records! My black and white TV! My encyclopedias! All gone! [walks back inside and closes the door] Lori: I literally don't know what any of those things are.
Lori: Lincoln, I told you you're not invited! Lincoln: But my tricks are killing! Lori: I'm trying to throw a sophisticated party, and you're literally waving around your underwear! Now...SCRAM!
Lori: I don't get it, you guys. I've been following the list, but people don't look like they're having fun. Leni: I think they're having fun. Lori: Leni, Joey is literally doing his homework. [shows Joey doing so in the corner]
Bobby: Don't feel bad, babe. I mean, a stubbed toe? That is pretty serious. Lori: Eeh. Nice try, Boo-Boo Bear. But I know my party was a bomb. Leni: What do you mean? Joey got all his homework done. Lori: Guys, if you don't mind, I literally wanna be alone for a little bit.
Leni: You guys, I need an outfit for dinner tomorrow. [holds up a purple dress] Does this print go with goulash? Lincoln: It doesn't matter, 'cause we're not having goulash tomorrow. Lori: Yes we are, Lincoln. We have it every Thursday, and there's literally nothing we can do about it.
Lincoln: Remember, guys, this is about more than just tonight's dinner. These grilled cheeses really have to change hearts and minds. Lola: Grilled cheese? I wanna make a cake! Lori: I can't eat cake for dinner! I'll literally break out!
[Lori slips on one of Lincoln's grilled cheese sandwiches on the floor, causing her to slam face first on the fridge and fall over, which leads to the contents to fall on her] Lori:[weakly]Literally?
Lincoln: I still don't know know why I have to come along. Lori:[rioting] BECAUSE RONNIE ANNE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! Lincoln: She is not my girlfriend! Lori: Lincoln, we are literally crossing a bridge. Do you really want to get into an argument WITH ME RIGHT NOW?! [makes an intimidating face to her brother]
Ronnie Anne: What do you mean you didn't convince him?" Lori: He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up, and at that point, I had literally reached my limit.
Lori: Ta-da! [shows him a replica of the dinghy date] A one-on-one dinghy date. Sort of. Bobby: Wow. Just like the Dream Boat. It's so romantic, babe. Lori: I know. Because we're so romantic. I mean, we literally have such a great connection. Don't you think?
Lincoln: We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake. Lori:[heartbroken] Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. [angrily] Do you really wanna argue with me right now?