"Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman."
"Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde. He has no idea what it's like to have 10 meddling sisters."
"And that was just a paper cut!"
"The National Weather Service reports clear skies with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters."
"But we advise keeping your umbrella handy."
"Rad way to chill out, bro."
"If I were you, I'd go for the baboon."
"Hey, Lincoln, is my desk lamp in there? I can't find it anywhere."
"I assume that being of average intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself. Therefore, I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you."
"You're being picked on."
"I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave him in tears!"
"Well, folks, the National Weather Service has just released a Category 1 Sisternado Watch."
"We advise boarding up your windows..."
"...and preparing your emergency supplies."
"That's the camel clutch. Another good option for ya."
"We'll start with some basic dumb jokes. Like, 'You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car.' That kind of thing."
"Ooh I know! I'll invite him to a tea party and make him use the chipped cup!"
"How dare you bully our brother! Only we get to do that."
"I can't believe I almost wasted perfectly good gum on him."
The sisters are going crazy!
"Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but... Eeeeeeee!"
"Lincoln, why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?"
"This just in from the National Weather Service: the Sisternado watch has been upgraded to a Sisternado warning."
"TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY!"
"So am I going to kiss this girl or what?"
"Aw, our little Lincoln."
"All grown up."
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are all the rage right now."
Lincoln's sisters (except Lucy) look dismayed when Ronnie Anne gives him...
"I knew it all along. I should never have listened to them. My sisters are always wrong."
Lincoln looks outside as Ronnie Anne tosses up...
...his sisters were right about her after all.
"For your eye. XOXO, Ronnie Anne."
"Okay, maybe just this one time my sisters were right. But don't tell them that!"