"You want us to bulk up? Sweet!"
"A ceramics studio? Are we lost?"
"YES, GOOD CALL! I WAS JUST ON THE VERGE OF CURING THE H1N1 VIRUS, BUT HEY, WHY DON'T I GO MAKE A COFFEE MUG INSTEAD?!"
"Lori and Leni, you'll be taking SAT prep classes. That's the best way to get into a good college."
"Let's put Leni for the double session."
"WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!"
"Life isn't all about laughs, honey. We think you'll learn more about serious matters by interning at the mayor's office."
"We love how independent you are, honey, but when you get out into the real world, you'll need to know how to work with a team."
"Volunteering at a soup kitchen will look great on your résumé."
"Finishing School will teach you some valuable social graces."
"Where am I going? A police academy? Military school?"
"I knew I was your favorite."
"The Senator Squad: Law Making In Action?"
"So...not your favorite."