"Lincoln Loud's Three C's of Big Brothering."
"Observe the Three C's in Action!"
"Let's look at that thumb of yours."
"I'm sorry you got such a bad ouchie."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"Lana's supposed to be guarding my princess tower not attacking it!"
"Aw, guarding is boring. Attacking is cool!"
"Clyde, any guesses?"
"Uhm... Caring?
"THE TROLL'S GOT COOKIES!!!"
"How can I help you with, Lisa?"
"I can isolate uranium, but they won't let me use a butter knife."