"Oh, spirits in the sky. Grant my wish."
"I got my lucky rabbit's foot."
"I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool."
"And I got my lucky jock!"
"Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!"
"Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!"
For your information, this is no pillow fight.
"For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately 0.006 %"
"Snow days are F-O-N. Fun!"
"Wait. I though we were spelling "fun"."
"Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me, or it's back to school for you truants."
"Representing Royal Woods in the Royal Woods sleigh final: Lynn and Lisa Loud!! Oh, yeah!!"
"I can't see this ending well."
"It's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and a health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash... the salt."
Lincoln: "Sheesh! We've created a monster."
Lori: "At least we're safe in here."
Lucy: "Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house."
"Behold! My latest, latest invention: indoor snow! Patent pending."
"Booboo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control."
"She'll have to call you back, Boo-Boo Bear."
"I brought chestnuts for roasting."