"Ahh... nothing like reading comics on a peaceful summer--"
"Back from another birthday party?"
"Uh, my third gig this weekend. I could really use an assistant."
"I thought Lucy was helping you."
"And now, if my assistant will just hand me one more balloon, we'll have a pterodactyl."
"You killed the dinosaur!"
"Lucy didn't work out. Neither did Lynn."
"Come on, Lincoln! Please? I really need your help."
"I need you to clean this."
"You take care of deodorizing these clown shoes."
"I went a little overboard with the helium. Whoa, good gravy!"
"There's a lot more to it than just falling on your butt."
"Now go refill these whoopee cushions!"
"Funny Business Inc. Your fun is our business. Lincoln speaking."
"Actually, the correct question would be, who did I just book?"
"You may not recognize my talent, but apparently, the birthday party community does."
"So what are you gonna do for your act, fall on your butt for an hour?"
"That's exactly what I am going to do, cause the audiences love it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my padded underwear."
"I really need to get my prescription checked."
"Look what that loser clown did to my poster."
"Mom, look what that loser clown did to my poster."
"Your fun is our business!"
