"Guys! We gotta figure out something! The Family Fun Fair is tonight, and we've got nothing for the talent show."
"I know! How about a family trapeze act?"
"I know! How about a family beauty pageant?"
"Never mind. That would take years to prepare for."
"I say we wrestle alligators!"
"Lana, that's a terrible idea!"
"Calf roping is much better!"
"We need something we can all do!"
"I've got the answer! Let's start a family band!"
"But we literally have no musical talent."
"As my idol Mick Swagger says, rock and roll isn't about being the best. It's about having fun."
"Now, who wants to have fun?!"
"Uh...guys? A little help?"
"Oh oh! You know, your old man used to be in a band."
"You're out of the band."
"I sincerely hope that's not contagious."
"One, two! One, two, three, four!"
Luna has her work cut out for her.
"Alright, Louds! One, two, three!"
"🎶 Backup, backup, backup! 🎶"
"No no no no. Leni, you don't actually sing the words "Backup". You sing what's on the page."
"Oh, got it!"
"🎶 What's on the page! What's on the page! What's on the pa-haaaaaage~! 🎶"
"Mick Swagger [is gonna be there]?! Sweet!"
"🎶 They don't understaaaaaaaaand... / Girl's gotta have a baaaaaaaand... 🎶"
"🎶 Time for me to go solo / You know what they say: YOLO... 🎶 UGH!"
"🎶 I stink and I can't write a single song / Wow, there's a big crack in the ceiling... 🎶"
"So, what's so important about this song?"
"My real favorite genre is death metal."
"I'm sorry about all that stuff I said. I acted like a real bonehead today."
"DAD, I'M SORRY! PLEASE COME BACK TO THE BAND! IT WON'T BE FUN WITHOUT YOU!"
"Mom, we're gonna need you, too."
"Heaven help us; it is contagious."
"🎶 Plastic bag blowing in the gutter / Lost and alone like toast without butter! 🎶"
"Hey guys, I'm a back-up dancer!"
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