"Oh, we'll see about that."
"I literally had to call you right away."
"I'll get the drop on you yet."
"Note to self: never walk and chew gum at the same time."
"I literally found the cutest dress to wear!"
Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"
Lincoln: "You take away its credit card."
"Mom said no solving for X on the walls!"
"Where the heck are my roller skates? I've got field hockey today!"
"Phase one of Operation Get Ready For School and Into the Car on Time is complete. Now comes phase two: breakfast."
"Cooking is usually Dad's territory, but I gave him the day off 'cause I have to kick things into high gear."
"...sunny-side up for Luna..."
"...funny-side up for Luan..."
"Great yolk!"
"...scrambled for Lynn..."
"...deviled eggs for the twins, and..."
"...hard-boiled for Lori."
"Extra goo-goo-gooey for Lily..."
"...and for Lucy, extra well done."
"If I had a heart, it would be swelling right now."
"Fine! If you don't wanna wear the tux, then I don't wanna go to the dance!"
"In fact...I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!"
"GET MOM TO DRIVE YOU!!!"
"I'M BLUE! MY SKIN'S TURNED BLUE!"
"Failure. It is not an option, yet it's something you choose. The man with the plan is destined to lose."
"Lily! Where are your clothes? And where's your diaper?"
"Dark as night, hair like tar.
Take your spooky self to the car."
"Oh, come on! I thought we were pails!"
"Hey, babe. It's your boyfriend, Bobby. I just wanted to say that I'm...I'm sorry and that I will wear any tux you want."
"Would you hurry up, Lincoln? It's always such a hassle getting you out of the door in the morning."
!["With ten sisters, I can sum up [my family] in one word: Chaos!"](/wiki/File:S1E05A_Lincoln%27s_diorama.png "S1E05A Lincoln's diorama.png (3.17 MB)")
