"My remote control plane smashed right into Dad's disco ball..."
"...and it broke into a million pieces!"
"The one he got from winning the Royal Woods "Dance Your Pants Off" contest?! He's so proud of that thing!"
"Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something from Dad."
"I accidentally scratched the car with my rhinestone purse!"
"You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?"
"I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin."
"Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
"It's not fair! I never get included!"
"MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T LET ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!"
"Top me off, Linkington."
"Maybe I'll go play 'Dress Up' with Mom's wedding gown instead."
"Oh, wait. I can't. Because someone ruined it."
"Luna, can I have the middle?"
"With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there..."
"I'm up to the letter "S".
"Why do chicken coups only have two doors? 'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it?"
"Isn't this fun, everyone?"
Lola's siblings are not having fun.
"Lola knows our secrets..."
"Clearly, we've got a rat."
"So which one of you low-lifes is it?"
"I know who the rat is, and her name rhymes with 'granola'."
"But what do we do about it?"
"She still has all our secrets!"
"But what if we had one of hers?"
"Fat chance. Lola's a pro. She covers her tracks."
"Everyone makes mistakes, even Lola."
"Just 10 more minutes, and I'll have all your cereals separated for you, Lola."
Lincoln looks in Lola's "diary".
"I said, no sweets before dinner, Mr. Sprinkles!"
Mr. Grouse: "Nice tiara, Loud!"
"What are you doing? Training for a beauty pageant?"
"Oh. Well, good luck with that!"
