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The following is a transcript for the musical short "12 Days of Christmas".

Script/Lyrics

[To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"]

[Family]
On the first day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lori]
A phone plan for me and Bobby

Bobby: "Feliz Navidad, Babe!


[Family]
On the second day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
Ew! Eww!
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the third day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Luna]
Three French horns
[she toots all three]
ROCKIN'!!
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks

[Lori sits on a whoopee cushion, Luna shakes her hand which has a joy buzzer, Leni gets sprayed by her squirt flower, and she tosses a pie onto Lincoln's face.]

[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lynn]
Five goals to score

[Lynn uses her hockey stick, and whacks five hockey pucks stacked together one by one.]

[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys

[Lincoln promptly starts reading one.]

[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying

[Lucy opens her casket, and seven bats fly out.]

[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lana]
Eight yummy mud pies

[Lana grabs one of her mud pies, and tosses it at the screen.]

[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lola]
Nine pageant sashes

[Lola showcases her nine sashes at a pageant.]

[Lana]
Eight yummy mud pies
[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Lisa]
Ten beakers mixing

[Lisa pours some potion into another beaker, which creates an explosion, which slightly chars her.]

[Lola]
Nine pageant sashes
[Lana]
Eight yummy mud pies
[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me

[Lynn Sr. frantically changes Lily, and holds up...]

[Lynn Sr.]
Eleven smelly diapers
Ugh!

Lily: "Poo-poo!"

[Lisa]
Ten beakers mixing
[Lola]
Nine pageant sashes
[Lana]
Eight yummy mud pies
[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby

[Family]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me
[Rita]
Twelve Louds a-looking

[The family is revealed to be peeking into their stockings, which they, except Leni, promptly hide when Rita sees them and act like nothing happened.]
Lynn Sr: "Kids."

[Lynn Sr.]
Eleven smelly diapers
[Lisa]
Ten beakers mixing
[Lola]
Nine pageant sashes
[Lana]
Eight yummy mud pies
[Lucy]
Seven bats a-flying
[Lincoln]
Six new Ace Savvys
[Lynn]
Five goals to score
[Luan]
Four awesome pranks
[Luna]
Three French horns
[Leni]
Two turtlenecks
[Lori]
And a phone plan for me and Bobby
Love you, Boo-Boo Bear!
[Family]
Merry Christmas from the Loud House!

[The song ends]


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